Drunkard’s Column

The lighter side of drinking culture—without celebrating harm.

A column for anecdotes, language, hospitality lore, and the gentle absurdity of human rituals around a glass. We do not publish content that glamorizes binge drinking, coercion, or impaired behavior.

“The most impressive order is often the one made with curiosity—and no pressure.”

House humor

A good bartender remembers your name. A great one remembers your water.

Etiquette

A round is an offer, never an obligation.